wander-to-the-stars-above:

The first stabbings have just took place in George Square, the streets are like a war zone right now. I cannot say this enough, please stay indoors if you are in the Glasgow area tonight. Keep yourself safe, your life is far more important than our independence. 

tooquirkytolose:

~And they lived happily ever after~

This was really dumb and a lot of fun to draw :D

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

stryrxriki:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG

I guess they’re ferreting around

Did that joke even make sense to yourself

  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!

amateurcracksman:

When you get to the bottom of a really shitty post and you have to scroll back up like “who the heck put this on my dash”

bisexualelena:

life-is-splendid:

ladies using swords (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using guns (◕‿◕✿)

ladies taking revenge (⊙‿⊙✿)

badass ladies (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

ladies winning through manipulation (◡‿◡✿)

ladies using social skills and political knowlegede (◕‿◕✿)

ladies using their emotional power as a weapon (⊙‿⊙✿)

ladies being badass in both physical and non-physical ways (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

nonbinaryparenting:

frilton:

The new IOS8 update contains an app named Health which CANNOT BE DELETED.

The app allows you to choose which aspects of your health you choose to monitor, but available categories include “Body Measurements”, which includes body weight, and “Fitness”,…

bodypositivefitness:

fitnessluvr:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

except the all black ones they don’t even seem to care lol

Woah, you’re right. None of the 3 solid black ones move at all.

bodypositivefitness:

fitnessluvr:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

except the all black ones they don’t even seem to care lol

Woah, you’re right. None of the 3 solid black ones move at all.